The first few days of being without a motorcycle were OK, mostly because my backside could use a rest after the long saddle days of the previous week. But having been at the mercy of public transport, expensive taxis, and my own feet for over a week, I’m more than ready to be back on two wheels.
Since the last update, I caught my long flight from Vancouver to Incheon and spent a few nights at a small hotel near the beach on the southern end of the island. But before I can get sand in between my toes, there are chores to attend. First, I need to decipher new technology. This is the control panel for the toilet, which in good old America is a simple porcelain tool with only one control for the user.
I mistakenly set the backside-cleaning water stream pressure to “barnacle removal/crowd control” because it nearly launched me off the seat. I’m sure I’m not the first or last clueless Westerner to tell this particular story. Once the buttons were decoded, this hi-tech head with heated seat, backside washer and air-dryer makes going to the bathroom a pleasant experience.
There’s also the never-ending chore of laundry. A quick lesson for the curious:
Chores finished, I was off to the beach. Details coming up…
Great toilet story, Sean! After I checked into my hotel room on my first trip to Japan in 2006, I sat on the *warm* toilet seat and gasped, “Who the hell’s already been sitting on my toilet?!” It’s just customary for the maids to flip the Warm button on prior to one’s arrival. Once you get used to it, the ‘pleasant experience’ comment is so true.
Sean, when you get back from your long road trip your motorcycle isn’t going to take you any further but up and down the road no more long road trips once was enough.
Do you think you’ll feel the same way no more long road trips.
I hope all is well have a safe trip.
Love April
Ewwwwww that you and Paul are sharing “toilet” stories. Not images that I really wanted in my mind!!! And “gross” on the warm toilet seat. How do you know the maids didn’t sit on it and warm it up for you Paul? huh, huh???